Kamis, 30 April 2009

ahhhhh

Tahniah kepada pelajar2 yg gi Anugerah Cemerlang Tahniah eh hahah

dah dapat duit tu belanja! haha

Three Musketeers Arthos Porthos Aramis hahhaha

Tagged By Aleena Aisyah, debater from hell haha, putrajaya la

Three things that I love :
1. Friends
2. Internet
3. Dota!

Three people who make me laugh :
1. Ikyn
2. Pipaa
3. Faiz

Three things I hate :
1. Being ignored by parents
2. Arguing in a violent way
3. Being treated as an idiot

Three things I don't understand :
1. Y people cant take things easy
2. The mind of an idiot
3. why proton cant make cars that dont look gay and old  (haha)

Three things I'm doing right now :
1. Blogging (duhh)
2. Making Cofee
3. Listening to music!



Three things I want to do before I die :
1. Travel 
2. Get all Rukun Islam done 
3. Buy a CAR!


Three things I can do :
1. sleep anywhere anytime at very inappropriate times
2. Dota!
3. Eat only once a day or not eating at all 

Three things I can't do :
1. Sing
2. Be a Jedi
3. I want to be Sylar! 

Three ways to describe my personality :
1. Lazy
2. Hardworking 
3. Unique


Three people to tag :
1. 
2. 

Rabu, 29 April 2009

di Tag Oleh Dr Badminton Dari melaka

tagged by Dany's Aunt From Hell (Syira) hahaha


1. How old are you??
18

2. Are you single mingle??
Hearbroken haha SINGLE

3. At what age do you think you'll get married??
hmmmmmmmm 25++

4. Do you think you'll marrying the person you are with now??
Who is with me right now? hahaha ada ke nak aku hahahha

5. If not, who do you want to marry??
Megan Fox!

6. Who will be your bridemaid & bestman?
Amitabh Bachan

7. Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding??
SNOW!

8. Where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
Taman Negara haha

9. How many guests do you think you'll invite??

Ex-Samurians, bloggers and mana2 that i could still remember haha

10. Will that include your exes??
hmmmmmm suka hati

11. How many layers of cake do you want?
10

12. When do you want to get married, morning or evening??
Evening

13. Name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding??
Buried Alive By love - H.I.M.
Salt In Our Wounds - H.I.M.

hahaha semua lagu2 death metal! haha
lagu jiwang la

14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon & fork??
Chopsticks

15. Champagne or wine??
Haram

16. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding??
Right after!

17. Money or household items??
Both

18. How many kids would you like to have??
11 hahahha

19. Whos wedding plan would you like to know next?

.................................................


instructions:
1. Go to your photos folder in your computer.
2. Go to the 9th folder of photos.
3. Go to the 9th picture in that folder.
4. Put the picture on your blog and description of it.
5. Invite six friends to join the challenge.
6. Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged.

I dont have a ninth folder D:
aku amik je la mana2 gambar...........

TADA!
Further explanation needed? ermmmm
A picture tells a thousand words
this one just says Klinik Idzham hahaha Ai Dee Zed Ech Ae Em haha IDZHAM
U will find this clinic around setiawangsa, keramat and melawati(ada banyak) hahaha famous kan aku? ehehehee :D
Sebenarmya di sebalik nama aku, masa aku lom lahir ketika keluarga duduk di kawasan kuala lumpur, mak aku selalu lawat klinik ni(yg asal) utk rawatan, so nama doctor ni Dr Mohd Idzham bin Haji Ibrahim
nama bapak dah sama ngan nama ayah aku, mak aku pun mengharap aku jd doctor, dia kasilah nama aku Muhammad Idzham, tp sekarang aku tak amik bio
Kata2 org tua, nama anak penting ke apa kejadah semua tu nanti goodluck lah itula inila, entahlah hahaha kepada semua yg membaca, kalau nak kasi nama kat anak, takyah ikut ckp org2 tua hahahah kasi lah nama Idzham ke hahaha 

Selasa, 28 April 2009

Lalalalalala pagi!


"I dont like to sleep,
I just sleep at inappropriate times"
-Muhd Idzham haha

okay........... hmmmmmm

I slept at 4Pm yesterday
and woke up around 1 oclock
the first thing in mind was DOTA!!! ahahahahha
After things were settled, i rushed to the computer
because a tournement was going on and it seems
i was up against Ubye!

One of the legendary players Among the Fathers of SamurianDotaPro
for sure i thought i was going to lose,
it was an All Random and Only Middle mode game
Which means that no one is allowed to pick their favourite heroes, it will be chosen by random and only the middle path is active.


This was the hero that was chosen randomly for me
i've never used it before haha

okeh, let's get straight to the point
I WON AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

hmmm unfortunately, my parents didnt bought any dinner for me :((
i think they went to pasar malam,
all i saw on the table was Corn and 1 kuih
Kuih apa entah, it was nice though haha


TAKZIAH TO PIPAA's Turtles, 
Amitabh and Bachan 


Going to KL on thursday
And the people of samura are also going home on thursday
mcm akan tersempak je kat highway haha
lets hope so
less than two weeks to penang
my mom said going there by flight
i just checked malaysia airlines
cheap flights are sold out haha
nanti lg expensive dari naik car
so i think better i go alone la
easier and cheaper
Imagine me pushing a trolley with boxes and bags on it at the airport
ooooh, mcm overseas hahaha

lets hope a bright future at penang ahead!

Goodluck tangkak hahah

Senin, 27 April 2009

Octopus!


Octopus hahaha
Note to self, WASABI IS LIKE JAPANESE BLUE CHEESE! hahaha

2 weeks till penang
i've been reading some forums and threads about KMPP
some soft researching
it seems that its a nice place i guess haha

Now its 946am hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
aaaaaahhhhh

haha


2 Weeks left

YAY,
aku baru bgn kul 2 pg td hahaha
bgn2, YM DAN DOTA HAHAHHAA
quite a good game
tp aku main cam sial la masa character aku lom fat
setelah sudah fat, OMNISLASH! haha
*aku pakai yunero* haha

aku memang dah  takde kerja hahaha

Sabtu, 25 April 2009

Manusia Sangat Pelik

Kakak aku dah berapa hari dah asik tak tido malam siapkan kerja final year dia
and aku rase masih tak siap lg. tdpun, dia asik duk maki hamun diri dia sendiri dan dunia hahah
and...... this is the interesting part

drum roll please

hari ini

yes, hari ini

25 April 2009

yes the 25th,

DIA PERGI KONSERT RADIO ROSAK?!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK MAN?

KAU DAH NAK EXAM GRADUATE PUN SEMPAT GI KOSERT? APA KEJADAH?

ADAKAH INI NAK TUNJUK CONTOH KAT ADIK2?

COME ON LA KAK, AKU PUN KONSERT NASYID JE, KAU DAH NAK EXAM FINAL YEAR SIAP LEH GI KOSERT PLAK TUH????

and yg aku takleh bla kan

dia sempat lg setting2 kan camera agar flash cantik apa semua, siap bersihkan lens, pakai flash kit camera lama
adoih

if u guyz were wondering what is "Radio Rosak"



Charity event? hmmmmm

Mercedes AMG rose 19% in sales in 2008
BMW M-series rose 50% in sales in 2008 also
What economic crisis?

*apa kene mengena* haha

2 weeks, PENANG!
The bright light awaits at north!
Kiss my Anthia!

Jumat, 24 April 2009

Tiger Mouse

failing to avoid sleeping at inappropriate times, Narcolepsy
that is what i'm having now and i cant get it to go away
adoi..........
i just woke up at 10 pm
and takde makanan untuk aku
mereka pergi kedai makan tak beli makanan untuk aku
and then adik aku rembat mouse logitech aku yg tigerskin yg aku sayang sangat2
aku marah dia
bapak aku marah aku plak

DALAH TAKDE SAPE PUN DALAM RUMAH NI IGT BIRTHDAY AKU!!

then semalam mak aku marah aku kenapa beli mouse rm40 tuh

Dalam hati aku *its a birthday present for myself*


dalam hati lg *KENAPA MAK BELI KASUT SETIAP DUA MINGGU? haha*

Rabu, 22 April 2009

Rayuan?

Selamat Pagi Diucapkan kepada semua! (post ini dihasilkan pada pukul 6pg)

Pertama sekali, ana ingini mengucapkan terima kasih kepada semua rakan2 yang terus memberikan sokongan dan terus mengisi ruang2 dalam hidup Ana

Okay, kenapa sejak2 ni aku asik dgr org dapat interview Mara untuk program ijazah luar negara atas hasil rayuan? RAYUAN? RAYUAN APA? RAYUAN MARA? aku
 TAKTAU APA2 PUN? adoih.........

Dah takpelah, what is done is done, mmg results aku tak layak haha
MALAYSIA AIRLINES, CEPATLAH INTERVIEW!
AKU NAK JADI IN FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT ENGINEER! haha
Jika saya dapat jadi INFLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT ENGINEER, saya akan merayu kepada MAS, utk pasang PS3 pada setiap seat haha Termasuk seat2 ekonomi (khas untuk long haul flights sahaja haha)

Haih...
German dreams over, looks like i wont be going to muziums of the following companies

Daimler AG (Mercedes-Benz, Smart, Maybach)
Brabus ( is there anything more to say?)
Porsche AG 
Volkswagen AG ( Volkswagen, Audi, Buggati, Lamborghini, Seat, Skoda, Bentley) 
Bavarian Motor Works (BMW, Rolls Royce, Mini Cooper)

And one place that i am so eager to visit, the one and only highway with no speed limit
THE AUTOBAHN!

Takpelaaa

MISI SETERUSNYA

saya mesti memiliki sebuah Estima lengkap dengan power door sebelum umur saya 30 hahah


Just look at that arse, when it's reversing, it will say, move ya arse, i need space for mine haha

dan kereta untuk saya dan bini saya dating pula

Saya tatau kenapa saya minat Mercedes CL kaler putih haha
Dengan melihat keadaan ekonomi, dalam 6 tahun ke atas
aku mampu kot beli Recond punya hahah


Alangkah, indahnya hidup, ini, jika aku
ada Estima dan CL haahhaa

Sudah, CUKUP DENGAN BERANGAN

Kepada rakan2 yg turun ke Johor Bahru
cthnya Dina , Eja dan Liyana (yg lain turun aku tak tau)
minta maaf kalau tak dapat jumpa
kalau ikut hati aku, jika ada lesen
aku nak sambut korang kat Stesen Bas haha

Selasa, 21 April 2009

Pulau Mutiara

Wake up everyone
how can u sleep in a time like this
unless the dreamer is only you haha

Today will be the official 2 weeks without a license
haih...................
I miss the old Merc's power of a 2 liter 22 year old engine
I miss doing bukit at Jusco Tebrau's Parking lot
I miss engine failure near at a traffic light
I miss changing gears
I miss picking my friends up at their house
I miss driving D:

But actually, I miss the sense of confidence,
isnt driving all about confidence?

I lacking of that now
The greatest present of my birthday
Being offered to a Matriculation College at a Lala Land that i love,
PENANG!
Seems dark and it seems not to become a reality
Which means the two t-shirts pipaa gave is currently the number 1 present heheee

Parents
Why cant they touch my shoulder with the palm of their hand and ask
Are you okay boy?
So what do you think of going to penang?

instead what i get is the face of regretting that i got penang from them
words that were asked

Why u didnt asked for Johor?
Kan senang mak nak lawat...

MAK NAK LAWAT?

kenapa time form 4 for one whole month mak tak lawat langsung.............. D:

I just didnt knew what to say
but i did said something
I did choose Johor for 2nd choice
Nearly approx. 100 ex samurians are there
I dont want them to call me Legarm

*dalam hati pula* siapa berani panggil Legarm di Penang, di mana ada byk golongan Legarm haha


I never had any confidence to speak up for myself to my parents,
because, THEY NEVER LISTEN
I dont like asking them for anything now
Based on experiences, i had to go through keadaan suka duka
such as criticism and mcm2 lah negative perspectives
then baru dapat

i hate going through that path
the same goes to wherever i want to go or whatever i want to do
it is the same path

The road not taken?
There is the one and only road
The road of sorrow to achieve something, to achieve the feeling of satisfaction and confidence.

Pandangan Bapa pula
Masuklah Diploma UTM

haih.............
Tahukah anda, DIPLOMA UTM KAT BANDAR PENAWAR
Kat mana tu? haha

why cant i go to my Lala land, Penang?
betul2 sebelah lebuh raya utara selatan.
Easy to come and easy to go.


I didnt slept on monday,
As sunlight rose, i seem to turned off any source of artificial light in my house
As if i hated lights.
My head felt like 100pounds of force one every square inch.

U know what i want?
I dont want money or any other materialistic things
I want sincerity
from my parents
Why cant they just say,
We're not letting u go to penang


kan senang kalau ckp cam tu
haih................

pening laaaaaaaa

The world is beautiful, but only if ur lucky.

Here's another story from last month

I was at KLCC

dengan semangatnya kumpul brochure laptop

then i showed my dad

honestly, i didnt want them instantly, i just wanted him to look at me and spend time with me looking at the laptop and just talked about them

but instead, u know what i got?

dia berkata, kau ni gila ke apa?


that time i just threw away the brochure in the bin
i remembered it was a Macbook, Vaio, Asus, Toshiba and Fujitsu

All were the entry level types for students
The cheap good brands lah senang citer


haih............
mana aubdible kucing kat YM tuh haha

Sincerity and love

its not impossible
but people just tend to forget who they really are, especially responsibility

Senin, 20 April 2009

Prison Break


Dah dua minggu aku tak keluar rumah untuk having fun
akhirnya Hero aku haha Faiz, telah menyelamatkan aku dari Fort Ibrahim yg aku terkurung ini
Dengan Kereta Wira yg gagahnya, dia membawa aku utk berjumpa rakan2 yg lain
ingin tahu cerita penuh
lawat blog naderk haha
Namun kemudian, saya terpaksa jadi photographer model2 dan jd model juga haha

Here are some pics



Yg Kiri sekali tu, jakun nampak camera hahaha




Ini dinamakan natural pose 



Aku dah kurus!!!!! hahahah




Bersama Buddu Yg comel!


Untuk Ketiga-tiga gambar seterusnya focus pada model belah kiri

Posing Ngantuk



Posing sengal




Posing terlebih sengal hahaha

Conclusion: To be a true supermodel, u must conquer the 3 poses gracefully

To Naderk, congratulations, u have conquered all 3!!


Pipaa HYPER MAIN DENGAN CHOPSTICK






Jumat, 17 April 2009

18

I know i'm 18 now
THANKS EVERYONE FOR WISHING!!! haha

kalau bak kata see ju kau
Kirim wish je? kirim duit takde? hahahah
okeh, kidding, but he did said that when
 i sent him my regards through juniors online on myspace
he said, kirim salam je? kirim duit takde? haha

tahun ini sambutan birthday di internet dan telefon gempak gila! haha
i think i've used up 7 hours or so haha

THANK U EVERYONE!

PENANG!!!

GREATEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
AKU DAPAT KOLEJ MATRIKULASI PENANG!!!! 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Less than 20 minutes from grandma's house yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PENANG!!!

Kamis, 16 April 2009

Ninja Warrior

Ninja Warrior kat channel 5 tukar hari khamis! adoi
td aku tgk lah kan launch proton exora
seriously aku rase lame yg teramat
tak professional langsung, ADA THEME SONG PLAK TUH!
iklan pun tak best, takleh ke dia wat mcm iklan mercedes?
walaupun tak mampu nak beli merc baru pun kan,
but anyone yg tgk iklan merc, pasti rase mcm dia naik merc dalam iklan tu haha

ni semua salah MARA, aku mintak scholarship nak wat automotive
supaya industry otomotif negara bangun dgn begitu gemilang, ttpi sekarang tak kasi
launch proton exora jd lame gilaa haha dan ADA THEME SONG!

*apa kena mengena? haha


Senin, 13 April 2009

Apa yang penting haha MIAT? apakah itu MIAT?


Interview MIAT
Honestly, it wasnt that interesting at all,
my interview didnt last 10 minutes haha
dan sekarang aku tak rase mcm aku tanak masuk miat
buat diploma hahha
i think i'm better off doing foundation, then i'll go for MIAT and DEGREE
takpun if i'm lucky kan, i belajar gila2 sehingga tahap hampir gila Asasi
and manalah tau dapat continue studies overseas kat America ke wat Automotive Engineering? Chrysler, GM, Ford nak bankrup oh. JAPAN!!! i'm coming hahaha 
entah sekarang aku tak tau nak wat apa. 
Apa kata mik fiziks dan jd scientist sampai PhD
Dr. Muhd Idzham
Scientist in Quantum Physics ehehehehheeee :D
Haidar ada gak td, yg takleh bla, org tu tgk results dia je, kenapa tak wat medic? hahahahaha lawak oh, dia paling lama kena interview, sebab kena lecture haha kesian haidar
 GOOD LUCK DR HAIDAR! Semoga kamu berjaya wat medic!


dah
here are some pictures

Asal aku nampak putih??? hahaha
Lalalalalala
Hehheeeee

Selepas habis interview, saya dan haidar menaiki bas ke angsana, dah lama oh tak naik bas hahaha
serious dah lama gila aku tak naik bas, dah kat dua bulan dah hahaha
Sampai angsana, aku beli keropok lekor
then aku jumpa gerai popia kat dalam angsana tuh, aku beli popia basah
then aku offer haidar nak sikit tak, dia kata jap lagi, last2 aku dah habiskan haha
sedap oh! then makan mee rebus haji wahid, hari ni TAK SEDAP haha kuah dia masam laaa
Then abang dia hantar balik rumah, Abang haidar sangat sporting.
Balik rumah, pipaa tepon menceritakan kesedihan fail JPJ lagi sekali,
Takziah pipaa, takziah, kesian kau dah takde driver(aku) nak bawak jalan2 dengan minyak petroleum percuma lagi...  haha
Lesen aku dah kena tarik (dengan mak aku) haih............
Dah lah, aku NAK MASUK ASASI!!!!!!!!

PS: kepada star, aku tetap nak iguana tu, nanti birthday kau nanti, aku belikan hamster hantar pakai pos laju hahaha
kalau boleh aku nak iguana jenis Chameleon yg bleh tukar2 kaler tu, jd biler aku lonely, iguana tu leh tukar Colour sama mcm aku haha

Sabtu, 11 April 2009

Asal Usul Cover Depan

Selaku Bekas Ketua Editor SM Sains Muar 2008 haha
Aku nak cerita sikit asal usul cover depan
cover depan yg korang dapat tu
honestly, bukan aku dan crew aku design haha
DALAH KALER BROWN!!!! haha

Okay, here are the proposed front covers who never made the cut and rejected INSTANTLY by Mr Fared The Great haha




Hidup Budiman!!!!!!

Yang kat bawah ni pula,
gabungan Faiz, Ikyn dan Ijam's design



haha kenang2 kembali apabila membaca majalah sekolah

okeh, hmmmmmm weekend yg agak takde emosi, dan sedeh dan gembira haha
esok interview MIAT yay!!!!! Goodluck to Haidar! See u tommorrow!
Td baru gi jusco, "dipaksa" beli kemeja utk interview esok haha


Pelik oh kaler ni
but i LIKE IT!



Oh, ini koleksi gambar2 yg di-frame kat dalam bilik aku
jika gambar anda ada dalam ini, anda bertuah! hahahaha

Aleena's again...... while waiting for TV

Disebabkan aku bosan dan sementara menunggu citer nip/tuck di channel AXN kul 2 pg jap lg, aleena pun suh aku wat ni, aku wat laaa
name 20 people (ini bukan list untuk tag org)
1. Ikyn
2. Mkay
3. Faiz
4. Saadon
5. Burst
6. Pejo
7. Ubai
8. Ismail (atong)
9. Pipaa
10. Aleena
11. Naderk
12. Dina
13. Syiraa
14. Oozie
15. Peecho
16. Chomot
17. Zaim
18. Bullow
19. Stargh
20. khaidir


K KimThe Questions:

How did you meet 14?
hmmmm, myspace?

What would you do if you had never met 1?
 aiyooo, hard la, its written that we met haha

What would you do if 20 and 9 dated you?
20-Kita pergi secret recipe ye!
9-Kita gi daki gunung dan amik gambar haha

Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
hmmmm no

Describe no 3.
genius

Do you think 8 is attractive?
berat haha

Do you know anything about no 12's family?
kecik2 mak bapak dia selalu igtkan dia sruh gosok gigi dan sembur ubat nyamuk malam2 sebelum tido

Tell me something about 7
Legend Dota Samura

What is no 18's favourite?
Books and baskin robbins

What would you do if no 11 confesses that he/she likes you?
whoa, this is interesting haha have dinner? haha

What languange does 15 speak?
bm kelantan

Who is 19 going out with?
lizzards!!

How old is 16 now?
12 haha

When was the last time you talked to 13?
hmmmmm a month ago?

Who is no. 2's favourite singer?
I asked her in YM, she said Idzham Ibrahim haha

Would you date no 4?
Saadon, definately!

Would you date no 17?
sure, y not? haha

Is 15 single?
buat masa ni, yes

What is no 11's last name
hmmmm i dont know, mcm takde haha binti ada la

Would you ever consider being in a relationship with 10?
Sure, y not haha

Which school does 3 goes to?
Samura

Where does 6 live?
batu pahat

What is your favourite thing about no 5?
semangat yg kuat

And now I'm tagging
sape2 berangan nak aku tag dia, anda dipersilakan.
kadang2 tag best gak kalau bosan haha

Kamis, 09 April 2009

Tagged by aleena! the psycho leech queen

Aleena....

1. Apakah hubungan awak dan dia?
kwn yg sama2 gila

2. 5 impressions terhadap dia?
super duper genius psychotic leech loving vios driving leech queen

3. Perkara paling memorable yang dilakukan kat awak?
dia kasi number telefon hahhaa

4. perkara paling memorable yang dia kata pada awak?
"bongok" dan "Idzham Psycho"

5. Kalau dia kekasih awak.. awak akan...?
hmmmmmmmm..... saya akan jadi boyfriend dia la hahaha bodo lah soalan ni 
oh, btw, dia dah ada boyfriend

6. Kalau dia jadi musuh awak.. awak akan..?
saya akan cuba buat peace treaty dan sebuah alliance supaya lebih maju! haha

7. Kalau dia kekasih awak..
kenapa soalan ni mcm berulang

8. Kalau dia musuh awak.. mungkin kerana:
Saya gelap, dia putih

9. overall impression ttg dia?
mabuk

10.The most desirable thing to do to her?
hmmmm ask her to buy me food

11. Apakah awak rasa tentang pandangan org terhadap awk?
saya ni gelap

12. the character of you for yourself?
unique hahahaha

13. On contrary, the character you hate about ?
dishonest

14. The most ideal person you want to be with?
hmmm i really dont know

15. For people who like you, tell sumthing about them.
kalau dah kacau Hi, leh kenal kat sms, kasi lah nama haha

16/. Ten people you tag: eh jom tukar soalan
list down ten people haha takyah tag2 eh
1. Ikyn
2.Pipaa
3.Faiz
4.Naderk
5.Sheikh
6.Dina
7.Syiraa
8.Oozie Osbourne
9.Aleena!
10.Belle

17. no 2 ade hubungan dgn sape?
Universiti Teknologi Petronas

18. is no 3 male or female?
Male

19. if no 5 and no 7 ade relationship?
SUPER GENIUS COUPLE WITH SUPER GENIUS KIDS haha

20.Macam mane dgn no5 dan no 8 pula?
Super cute haha

21.. no 4 single kah?
Dia kata dia single, tp sedang mencari, tak jumpe2

22. aleena gila terdelete soalan ni, meh aku wat soalan haha
No 9 suka siapa?
idzh**, 
yg penting bukan aku

23. say sumtin about no 6?
GIGI cantek haha tak abis2

24. no 9 kelakar tak?
Mabuk
25.kenapa nombor lain2 takde kena plak ni? haha (soalan ni tak wujud)


dah aku malas nak wat lagi, 
aku buat ni sebab
ALEENA PAKSA haha
kesian aleena